Connie Droppers Anonymous Program
Connie Droppers Anonymous, CDA, is a club within the club. If you have had the misfortune of dropping your bike while standing still or at a very slow speed, you're a Connie Dropper. COG listens to your sad story, and then assigned you a number, sealing your sad day in infamy. Celebrate it proudly.
Drop definition: List to be amended as needed.